Emerick Jones named as new Tenbil Town GM; Names Coaching Staff
A man by the name of Emerick Jones has been named general manager of the Tenbil Town Green Sox effective immediately. There is not much public information about Jones, but there has been some talk about him having links to organized crime, which the Tenbil Town organization dismissed on the grounds that “that accusation has been levelled against nearly every new GM so far this season.” There was no press conference to announce Jones but instead the team released a quickly written letter announcing the following personnel changes: Rex Loudsnore will take on duties of head coach; Rock Hot Jim Houston will be hitting coach; Texas Bathroom Bill will assume the duties of pitching coach. Jones will be a featured guest on the next episode of “The Kruk Bucket.”
Mao’s Tycoons Adopts “Cult of Personality” as Official Theme Song
In a league announcement, Tycoons GM the Ghost of Mao announced that his team will adopt the song “Cult of Personality” as official theme song. Mao announced that this move came on the heels of a decision not to make any further trades before the trade deadline at the end of the season, and was implemented to provide some kind of morale boost to a team that is fighting to avoid missing the playoffs for the first time in franchise history. Mao also voiced his opposition to creating a “super division” next season and instead said that the better solution would be to change the teams around in each respective division.
Repairs on Z-Slayers Park Expected to Finish on Time
Z-Slayers Park is expected to re-open as scheduled for Game 1 of series 11. The project, which has cost millions of dollars, was made possible by GM Lord Sinister contributing a large portion of that from his own personal funds. The repairs, which were necessitated by the explosion of a dormant Zachrian bomb, nearly bankrupted the organization earlier this year. In the meantime, the Z-Slayers have been playing their home games at the field used by Tuldaria High School; since the field is known as a hitters field, the team has unsurprisingly been dominant since moving there, and are currently on an eight game winning streak. Lord Sinister announced that there will be a ribbon cutting ceremony before the game to inaugurate the stadium, which Sinister said “would be the biggest and best stadium in the entire league. When asked if head coach Lord Sith would finally make another public appearance, Sinister immediately responded that he wouldn’t due to “foreseen circumstances.”
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